On a college tour, a guy known for pulling girls leg; asked our Miss x assamese girl,
Can you tell me " i love you " in assamese. She replied, He then asked her how does one sing the national anthem in assamese, she thought abt it for some time and then replied " i dont know ".

Took my friend Miss x to the internet center to open an email id. While registering, Miss x entered the password, there were 8 asterisk marks on the screen, my friend quipped rather intelligently, "whats the point of having passwords, everybody just needs to type in the asterisks !!!"